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10 Times Traffic Proved Crucial to Ones Love Life - The Soapbox Filipina

10 Times Traffic Proved Crucial to Ones Love Life
Pier Angeli B. Ang Sen

10 Times Traffic Proved Crucial to Ones Love Life
There is nothing love cannot face;
there is no limit to its faith,
its hope, and endurance.”
TRAAAFFFICCC!
“Kaso mo bes, yung love life mo naka salalay sa trapik ng Metro Manila.”
While Metro Manila traffic brings great impact on a person’s spiritual and emotional well-being— it also has major control over a person’s love life.

 

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1. In courtship, traffic may have stopped a young man from pursuing the girl of his dreams.

“Pare, yang office mate mo na yan, Alabang pa umuuwi yan? Paano mo ihahatid-sundo yan, eh taga Q.C. ka? ” Araw-araw penitensya.

“Naku, manligaw ka na lang ng iba…yun bang yung bahay, eh ang daan, against the traffic.

2. It is a pre determining factor when getting into new relationships.

“Mantikin mo, sa Q.C pa siya, tapos hinahatid ka niya dito sa Alabang? “Naku sagutin mo na yan, mahal ka talaga nyan!”

3. It can be a pre requisite when putting a suitor to the test.

Guy: ” Hatid na kita.”
Girl: “Sigurado ka, Novaliches pa ako.”
Guy: “Ah eh, I mean…hatid kita sa sakayan.”

 

4. It can be an element in determining a suitor’s intentions..

“Kung mahal ka talaga niyan, sa traffic hindi yan susuko.”

 

5. Doing everything for a girl means having to do everything for her —and going through traffic is one selfless act.

At present, katumbas na ng pagsuong sa traffic, ang dating pag-iigib ng tubig at pag-sisibak ng kahoy.

6. A guy going through traffic just to be with his girl, is laying his life for the girl.

But of course with drivers of buses with death wishes and death-defying stunts.

Or drivers of private vehicles, who have time-traveling as their past times.

Or of drivers who think that their jeepney and tricycles were created through an extraordinary feat of engineering.

 

7. It can also be an antecedent for a couples set up.

Guy: Magsama nalang kaya tayo sa isang bubong para di na tayo natatrapik.

Girl: ???

8. Bus ride is love life.

” Sa sobrang traffic, nag ka ligawan yung dalawa…”

9. It may end a relationship.

Guy: Mahal, sorry late ako, ang traffic…
Girl: BREAK NA TAYO.
Guy: #%*?

 

10. The strength of ones marraige may be influenced by it.

Mr: “Love, huwag na tayo lumabas ngayong Valentines, trapik eh.”
Misis: ( dabog) “kung ayaw may may dahilan, kung gusto may paraan.Kung mahal mo talaga ako susuungin mo lahat pati yang trapik na yan.”


Basa nalang ng Traffic and Lovelife Jokes

Miss pwede ba kitang maging driver? Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“May MMDA ba rito? Kasi nagkabanggan puso natin!”
“Pwede ba kita maging sidecar? Single kasi ako eh”

“Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na to, o may shortcut sa puso mo?”

“Me lisensya ka ba? Because you’re driving me crazy eh.”

“Nung mahalin kita, daig ko pa ang traffic sa Edsa. I can’t move on.”

“Pagibig ko sa yo parang traffic, may forever.”

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