How Techie Could Words Get?

A Bug that isn’t an insect

A Ram that isn’t a goat

A Mouse that doesn’t eat cheese

Or Skins that get changed faster

than a snake could shed his

A Spider that crawls , fetches webs

But doesn’t even have eight legs

And a Web that doesn’t catch flies.

Viruses with no cough nor colds

Cells with no Nucleus

And Bytes that are not even punctures

Cookies that Cookie Monster would dislike.

Spam that does not end up on your plate

Apples and Blackberries not good enough for dessert

Frozen but not on a fridge.

A Server that does not bring you food

A Host that does not greet you at all

A Character without people.

And a Wizard without Magic

A Port that doesn’t have Ships

Traffic , congested without cars

Go to Safari but not a hunting trip

Or Search Engine where there’s no engine.

And a Drive which is neither Rodeo nor right and left hand

Refresh with no powder rooms

Windows without curtains & blinds

Home without a door

And Gateway with no Fence.

Boot that needs no sock

Thread without needles and spindles

Folder that doesn’t even fold

Zip with no Zippers

Cut without scissors

Paste with nothing sticky

Bounce without, well, bouncing

Sleep with no bed

Hibernate but not too long

And This you gotta believe ,

Burn with no fire! ….

YAHOOOOOOO!